Poem of Agency Reporting

Your long and soft SQL queries,
Your SSIS packages colourful as fairies.
Your rich acknowledgement reports,
And cruel cancellations, which no one wants.

How long the list of fellow servants,
With good desires and so determined,
To understand and love you deeply,
But failed to grasp you, swiftly.

The time shall come,
When the One will write a code,
And free you from all your pain
and heavy load.